The Economy is so bad that NBC is considering replacing Jay Leno with re-runs of the "Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson.
The Economy is so bad that Donald Trump had to get a cheaper brand of hairspray.
The Economy is so bad, Barack Obama is considering grounding Air Force 1, and commissioning Greyhound 1.
The Economy is so bad that some folks are doing without non-essentials like food.
The Economy is so bad that Jay Leno had to hire writers that just aren't funny.
The Economy is so bad it's hardly worth saying........
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