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PostSubject: The New Pastor   The New Pastor EmptyMon Jan 06, 2014 8:08 pm

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20 " and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation "Genesis 3:10".

Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
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PostSubject: Re: The New Pastor   The New Pastor EmptyTue Jan 07, 2014 3:59 pm

Very Happy  That was funny Tom!
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PostSubject: Re: The New Pastor   The New Pastor EmptyTue Jan 07, 2014 6:34 pm

Thanks. I don't remember where I got that.
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PostSubject: Re: The New Pastor   The New Pastor EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 10:21 pm

Oh, that is a good one Tom.  lol! 

What a co-incidence. Just a week ago I decided to start memorizing scriptures. The first one I chose to memorize was Revelation 3:20. I read it over and over until I started remember it each day.
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